Bimbo辨別大師 (Bimbo Identification Masterpost)

除了標準的粉紅色打扮、身上醫美塑料的程度和腦袋空洞之外，還有許多不同的種類潛伏在互聯網的變態角落。當然，儘管所有這些都非常好色，但實際上種類繁多。我想我會整理一份現場指南，介紹您將遇到的一些不同類型、如何識別它們以及您可以從它們身上得到的行為類型。當然，還有更多的品種在這裡無法描述，個別的 bimbos 可能會結合其中的幾個類別，但這是作為一般參考。

 標準浪女

基本品種，也是最常見的。長長的金髮，通常身材勻稱——經典的“芭比娃娃”造型最為常見。奶子可能是真的也可能是假的，但總是很大、很活潑而且非常敏感。不是特別聰明。幾乎總是順從，但可能會變得具有性攻擊性，特別是在長時間沒有陰莖進入她的一個或多個洞之後。喜歡粉紅色。衣櫃通常由非常放蕩的衣服組成。容易笑出聲來。要麼更喜歡高跟鞋，要麼被修改為只使用她們。一些蕩婦化過程可能會讓受試者記住他們以前的身體和智力水平。這些笨蛋挑逗時特別有趣。

 歌舞女郎型浪女

一個更炫目的拉斯維加斯風格的變體。要麼作為脫衣舞孃或妓女工作，要麼有這樣的願望。因此，任何穿的衣服都很容易脫掉，而且經常有亮片和流蘇。由於她對公開展示的迷戀，歌舞女郎型浪女比一般的 bimbo 更容易被引起性慾，並且當被一大群觀眾包圍時可能會開始無法控制地“表演”——脫掉她的上衣，誇張地自慰，並邀請隨機的男人來幹她。

 婊子型的山谷女孩

與其他浪女品種形成鮮明對比的是，這種類型通常非常占主導地位。比其他浪女更聰明，她更有能力發表嚴厲的貶低和時尚評論。簡而言之，經典的“尖酸女孩”。特別是其他女孩可能會發現自己被吸引為她服務。這種類型經常利用性作為操縱，讓男人資助她昂貴的衣櫥，以換取暴力、動物性的性行為。身體呈棕褐色且膚色良好，與其他 bimbos 不同，乳房甚至可能趨向較小的尺寸。經常看到穿著短褲，溜冰鞋，當然，說話像一個 90 年代山谷女孩的刻板印象。

 牛仔女孩型浪女

不要與毛茸茸的奶牛人類變種浪女混淆，如下所述。這個品種適合肌肉發達、棕褐色和一般身材高大的人，偏愛牛印花露背上衣、雛菊公爵帽、牛仔帽，當然還有高跟牛仔靴。幾乎總是用誇張的南方口音說話。行為取決於棲息地——如果在牧場外，會誘人地靠在柵欄上，對種馬說雙關語脫掉她的衣服，在台球桌前彎下腰，大聲邀請所有人操她的屁股和陰戶，對，你們大家所有人。

 公主型浪女

看起來比一般的蕩婦更精緻，但同樣放蕩，公主品種喜歡花俏的東西，不怕炫耀。會發現她們通常穿著連衣裙和大量珠寶。雖然表面上的拘謹和傲慢，但實際上公主型浪女卻無力抵抗被推到牆上，讓她的裙子被掀起，被當成一個普通的妓女一樣被操用。事實上，她經常手淫到被教導她的位置該如何的想法。在她的裙子下面，她甚至可能戴著各種各樣的配飾——鑲有寶石的肛塞、實心鉑金奶頭環，以及錢能買到的最好的免提自慰按摩棒。

 胖乎乎型浪女

較少特定特徵的組合和更多一般體型的組合，胖乎乎型浪女可以在浪女光譜的任何部分找到。但是，他們的大奶子和屁股總是很真實。胖乎乎型浪女可以在任何體型中找到，但大多傾向於彎曲和堆疊的身材。如果可能的話，它們通常比普通的浪女更放蕩。

 另類蕩婦浪女

從朋克到哥德再到嬉皮以及介於兩者之間的一切，另類浪女體現了他們對反主流文化的刻板印象，就像浪女體現了他們自己的刻板印像一樣。哥德式和朋克式的浪女只穿著網眼襯衫來遮蓋他們的乳房和陰部，並且幾乎總是被 BDSM 強烈喚起性慾。他們身上經常有很多穿環和紋身。緊身皮革和乳膠緊身衣褲也很常見。嬉皮更偏好自然，而且，無論她們奶子有多大，他們身體的任何部分都不是假的。他們似乎總是載嗑嗨狀態中。許多人赤裸上身。密切相關的是，狂躁小精靈夢想女孩與其他浪女共享許多特徵，包括彩色頭髮和紋身，但通常專注於取悅一個人。他們比較喜歡暴露，並且可能有隨機的怪癖，例如更喜歡被 8 軌盤帶捆綁，或者只能在穿著兔子睡衣時達到高潮。

 奴隸型浪女

奴隸和女傭型浪女可以透過一種方式與普通的性奴隸區分開來：她們通常很笨拙，並且很難聽從指示。如果被告知要清潔，她最終可能會用雞毛撣子自慰，或者如果被告知做飯，她可能會將牛奶灑在她的乳房上，然後嘗試舔掉它。奴隸浪女需要經常受到懲罰。鼓勵打屁股和鞭打。有人說他們故意表現不佳是因為他們喜歡懲罰，但說實話，他們就是忍不住。當他們做得好時，別忘了用你的精液獎勵她們。如果您擁有一個維護成本很高的浪女並且不想一直操她們，那麼奴隸浪女可能是一個完美的伴侶，因為奴隸浪女永遠不會厭煩讓其他男人射精。

 女學生型浪女

女學生型浪女比其他品種年輕，或者至少看起來是這樣。辮子、眼鏡和帶裙子的製服很常見。內褲是可選的。女學生型浪女可能外表害羞，或放蕩和誘人。害羞的人喜歡被年長的大師“教導”。有些模特可能是“永遠的處女”，這意味著她們每次都會表現得像第一次一樣。啦啦隊是女學生的一部分，她們總是穿著制服，短裙下面什麼都沒有。她們非常靈活。她們喜歡上下跳躍來炫耀她們有彈性的乳房。大多數女學生都喜歡受到懲罰，尤其是在全班同學面前。

 讓人很想操幹的熟女媽媽 (MILF)

在年齡上，與女學生相反的讓人很想操幹的熟女媽媽或性慾強的熟女可能比其他浪女的奶子更加下垂（除非最近透過手術增強了它們），但在豐富的經驗的支持下，總是有著貪婪的性慾。你永遠找不到比熟女媽媽更有才華的情人。某些型號可能會分泌母乳液。

 動物型浪女

有許多不同種類的動物。一份完整的清單是不可能的。這些可能會有所不同，從完全擬人化的動物到僅具有一些動物特徵的浪女。最常見的動物雜交種是奶牛、貓和兔子。豬和狗的出現頻率也相對較高。她們可能具有相關動物的智慧和服從，可能有可愛而敏感的耳朵或尾巴，並且可能在被喚醒性慾或達到性高潮時發出動物的聲音。她們經常會發情。奶牛的奶子總是有大的、分泌母乳的奶頭，有些可能還有乳腺。他們從被擠奶中獲得性快感，特別是如果放在一台同時擠奶和操她們的機器中。

 偽娘浪女

不要與跨性別浪女混淆（當然，她們是和其他浪女一樣的女孩，應該被這樣對待），偽娘是一種特殊的浪女，是從男人轉變而來的。經過大量的訓練、注射和手術，這位偽娘現在是一個可愛、順從的女孩，在一個地方與其他小妞不同：兩腿之間的小陰莖狀器官。這種被稱為“sissyclitty女性化陰蒂”的陰莖乾癟殘骸極其敏感，可能會不斷地或在被喚醒時（也可能會不斷地）滴下類似精液的物質。大多數完全變性完成的偽娘不能再射精。如果偽娘沒有得到適當的訓練，為了不讓他們經常玩自己，你可能需要安裝某種貞操帶或籠子。偽娘浪女真的因為想起他們以前的男子氣而感到羞辱，並且喜歡嘴里含著和屁股上插著的大屌。

 書呆子女孩

與另類浪女相似，書呆子女孩是裝成書呆子刻板印象的好色浪女，玩著放蕩的遊戲。與普通的浪女不同，書呆子女孩總是非常聰明。這被她無法控制自己的性行為所抵消。如果她是害羞的品種，書呆子女孩可能會為此感到尷尬和羞辱，或者可能會接受這一點。輕薄的角色扮演、脫衣舞遊戲和色情小說是書呆子女孩的開端。有些人可能會被書的氣味喚起性慾，可以在圖書館的隱蔽角落裡靜靜地撫摸自己。當不穿服裝時，書呆子女孩通常戴著眼鏡、帶有流行文化參考的 T 卹、牛仔褲或長裙。一種變體，即所謂的“偽宅女”，與普通的浪女一樣愚蠢，但具有書呆子的所有特徵。他們對放蕩的角色扮演有特殊的本領，並且喜歡被公開羞辱。典型的偽宅女可能會參加格鬥遊戲錦標賽，對結果下注，然後分心用她的陰戶摩擦振動按摩棒，因此她輸了，必須在所有人面前給獲勝者口交。

 腦包帥哥Himbo/猛男Hunk

這是bimbo的男性品種。通常肌肉發達且屌很大，但像磚頭一樣愚蠢。可以在與雌性一樣多的不同品種中找到。 himbo 是一個很好的性玩具，但要注意，如果和女性 bimbo 在一起，他們可能會不斷地互幹和吸吮對方。

 雌雄同體的浪女

浪女也可以是非二性的。雌雄同體的浪女可能結合了男性和女性的屬性，表現為兩者的組合或兩者都不是。短髮或剃光頭很常見。通常乳房（如果有的話）是輕微的，但乳頭會非常敏感。生殖器可能是模棱兩可的或雌雄同體的。非二元的浪女通常有一種超凡脫俗的外貌，可能會讓人想起一些仙女或精靈。當他們咯咯笑的時候，那是輕快而優美的。

 無腦性玩具

 無腦性玩具是一種相當極端的浪女蕩婦，幾乎完全沒有頭腦（雖然有些版本可能被允許保留他們的智力，但無論如何都會完全聽話——特別藉由羞辱的轉換過程）。她們的行為可能像動物、機器人或空娃娃。大多數人渴望性、精液和插入，如果拒絕滿足這種滿足，她們可能會以最有辱人格的方式乞求。性玩具的身體通常是人造的，有巨大的假奶、有加填充塑料的豐唇和通過手術增強的腰圍。紋身很常見，尤其是會與如何正確操她的說明有關。語言技能是可選的。大多數性玩具只會理解基本的短語。有些人可能會發出動物的聲音或說蹩腳的英語。這個無腦的玩具經常會在聚會上被發現，被拴在皮帶上，然後被所有人操幹得昏天地暗。性玩具如果每周至少有一天沒有被精液覆蓋全身是很罕見的，然後被帶回她的狗窩，被沖洗乾淨，直到她再次被召喚。

 這結束了bimbo masterpost。如果我錯過了什麼，請告訴我，我會嘗試添加它！

 

Bimbo Identification Masterpost

There are many different varieties lurking in the pervy corners of the internet, beyond the standard pink, plastic, and vacant model. Though all of them, of course, are incredibly horny, there’s actually a great deal of variety. I thought I’d put together a field guide to some of the different kinds you’ll encounter, how to identify them, and the kind of behavior you can expect from them. There are, of course, more varieties than can be described here, and individual bimbos may combine several of these categories, but this serves as a general reference.

Standard Bimbo

The basic variety, and the most common. Long blonde hair, generally a shapely body - the classic “Barbie doll” look is most common. Tits may be real or fake, but are always large and perky and very sensitive. Not particularly intelligent. Almost always submissive, but may become sexually aggressive, particularly after having gone extended periods without a cock in one or more of her holes. Enjoys the color pink. Wardrobe generally consists of extremely slutty clothing. Prone to fits of giggling. Will either prefer high heels or be modified to only use them. Some bimbofication processes may leave the subject with memories of their previous body and level of intelligence. These bimbos are particularly fun to tease.

Showgirl Bimbo

A more glitzy, Vegas-style variant. Either works as a stripper or hooker, or has aspirations to such. As such, any clothing worn is easily removable, and often sequined and tassled to boot. Due to her fetish for public display, the showgirl bimbo is more easily aroused than the average bimbo, and may start uncontrollably “performing” when surrounded by a large audience - stripping her top off, exaggeratedly masturbating herself, and inviting random people to come fuck her.

Bitchy Valley Girl

In sharp contrast to other bimbo varieties, this type is generally very dominant. More intelligent than other bimbos, she is more than capable of delivering scathing putdowns and fashion critiques. In short, the classic “mean girl.” Other girls in particular may find themselves drawn to serve her. This type often uses sex as manipulation, getting men to fund her expensive wardrobe in exchange for violent, animalistic sex. Body is tan and well-toned, unlike other bimbos, breasts may even trend towards the smaller side. Often seen wearing cutoffs, roller skates, and, of course, speaking like a 90s valley girl stereotype.

Cowgirl Bimbo

Not to be confused with cow-anthro variants of the furry bimbo, described below. This variety is fit to muscular, tan, and generally tall, with a propensity for cow-print halter tops, daisy dukes, cowboy hats, and, of course, high-heeled cowboy boots. Almost always speaks in an exaggerated southern accent. Behavior depends on habitat - if out on the ranch, will lean seductively against fences and make double entendres about stallions, if at the bar, will ride (and possibly get off on) the mechanical bull, and consume a surprising number of shots before ripping her clothes off, bending over the pool table, and loudly inviting everyone to fuck her ass and cunt, y’all.

Princess Bimbo

Seemingly more refined than your average bimbo, but just as slutty, the princess variety likes fancy things and isn’t afraid to show them off. Typically found wearing a dress and lots of jewelry. Though superficially prudish and haughty, in reality the princess bimbo is powerless to resist being shoved up against a wall, having her skirt hiked up, and being used like a common whore. In fact, she regularly masturbates to the thought of being taught her place. Underneath her dress, she may even be wearing all kinds of accessories - jeweled butt plug, solid platinum nipple rings, and the best hands-free vibrator money can buy.

Chubby Bimbo

Less a combination of specific traits and more of a general body type, chubby bimbos can be found in any part of the bimbo spectrum. However, their big tits and ass are always very real. Chubby bimbos can be found in any body shape, but tend towards curvy and stacked. They’re often sluttier than regular bimbos, if such a thing is possible.

Alternative Bimbo

From punk to goth to hippie and everything in between, the alternative bimbo embodies the stereotypes about their counterculture just as bimbos embody their own stereotype. Goth and punk bimbos can be found wearing little more than mesh shirts to cover their tits and pussy, and are almost always intensely aroused by BDSM. They often come heavily pierced and tattoed. Skintight leather and latex bodysuits are also common. Hippie bimbos are more natural, and, no matter how big it may be, no part of their body is ever fake. They always seem to be perpetually stoned. Many go topless. Closely related, the Manic Pixie Dream Girl shares many features with alternative bimbos, including colored hair and tattoos, but is typically laser-focused on pleasing one person. They are rather exhibitionist, and may have random quirks, such as preferring to be tied up with 8-track tape, or only being able to get off while wearing bunny pajamas.

Slave Bimbo

Slave and maid bimbos can be distinguished from regular sex slaves in one way: they are often clumsy, and have an adorably hard time following directions. If told to clean, she may end up masturbating herself with the feather-duster instead, or if told to cook she may spill milk all over her tits and then try and lick it off. Slave bimbos require frequent punishment. Spankings and canings are encouraged. Some say that they perform badly on purpose because they love the punishment, but, truthfully, they just can’t help it. When they do well, don’t forget to reward them with a taste of your cum. If you own a high-maintenance bimbo and don’t want to fuck them all the time, a slave bimbo may be a perfect companion, as slave bimbos never get tired of getting other people off.

Schoolgirl Bimbo

The schoolgirl bimbo is younger than other varieties, or at least appears so. Pigtails, glasses, and uniforms with skirts are common. Panties are optional. The schoolgirl bimbo may be outwardly shy, or slutty and seductive. The shy ones enjoy being “taught” by older masters. Some models may be “perpetual virgins,” meaning they will behave every time like it’s their first time. Cheerleaders, a subset of schoolgirls, always wear their uniforms, with nothing underneath their short skirts. They are very flexible. They like jumping up and down to show off their bouncy boobies. Most schoolgirl bimbos enjoy punishment, particularly in front of the class. 

MILF

Agewise the opposite of the schoolgirl, the MILF, or cougar, may be saggier than other bimbos (unless they’ve been surgically enhanced recently), but always has a ravenous sexual appetite, backed up by extensive experience. You will never find a more talented lovemaker than the MILF. Some models may lactate.

Animal Bimbo

There are many different kinds of animal bimbos. A comprehensive list would be impossible. These may vary from full-on anthropomorphic animals to bimbos who simply have a few animal traits. The most common animal hybrids are cows, cats, and bunnies. Pigs and dogs also show up with relative frequency. They may have the intelligence and obedience of the animal in question, may have cute and sensitive ears or a tail, and may make the noises of their animal when aroused or orgasming. Often they go into heat. Cow bimbos always have large, lactating tits, some may have an udder as well. They derive sexual pleasure from being milked, particularly if placed in a machine that milks them and fucks them at the same time.

Sissy Bimbo

Not to be confused with transgender bimbos (who are, of course, girls like any other bimbo, and should be treated as such), the sissy is a special kind of bimbo who was converted from being a man. Through extensive training, injections, and surgery, the sissy is now a cute, submissive girl, differentiable from other bimbos in one respect: the tiny penis-like organ between their legs. Known as a “sissyclitty,” this shriveled remnant of their former penis is extremely sensitive, and may dribble a cumlike substance either constantly, or when aroused (which may as well be constantly). Most fully finished sissies can no longer ejaculate. If the sissy is not properly trained, to keep them from playing with themselves constantly, you may need to install some kind of chastity belt or cage. Sissy bimbos really get off on being humiliated by reminders of their former manhood, and love big cocks in their mouth and ass.

Nerd Girl

Similar to the alternative bimbo, the nerd girl is a horny, slutty play on nerd stereotypes. Unlike regular bimbos, the nerd girl is always extremely intelligent. This is balanced out by her inability to sexually control herself. The nerd girl may be embarrassed and humiliated by this, if she is the shy variety, or may embrace this. Skimpy cosplay, strip gaming, and erotic fanfiction are the nerd girl’s turn-ons. Some may be aroused by the smell of books, and can be found in discreet corners of libraries quietly fingering themselves. When not found in costume, the nerd girl typically wears glasses, T-shirts with pop culture references, and jeans or long skirts. A variant, the so-called “fake geek girl,” is just as dumb as a regular bimbo, but with all the trappings of a nerd. They have a particular knack for slutty cosplay, and enjoy being publicly humiliated. The typical fake geek girl may enter a fighting game tournament, make a bet on the outcome, and then get distracted rubbing her cunt against the vibrating controller so she loses and must give the winner a blowjob in front of everybody.

Himbo/Hunk

This is the male variety of bimbo. Often heavily muscled and hung, but dumb as a brick. Can be found in as many different varieties as the female kind. The himbo makes an excellent playtoy, though be warned that if kept with a female bimbo, they may keep fucking and sucking each other continually.

Androgynous Bimbo

Bimbos can be nonbinary, too. The androgynous bimbo may combine male and female attributes, appearing as a combination of both or neither. Short hair or shaved heads are common. Typically breasts, if present, are slight, but the nipples will be very sensitive. Genitals may be ambiguous or hermaphroditic. The nonbinary bimbo often has an unearthly appearance that may remind some of faeries or elves. When they giggle, it is lilting and melodic. Brainless Fucktoy The brainless fucktoy is a rather extreme form of bimbo, almost completely mindless (although some versions may be allowed to retain their intelligence, but be utterly obedient anyway - a particularly humiliating twist). They may behave like animals, robots, or vacant dolls. Most crave sex, cum, and penetration, and can be made to beg in the most degrading ways if denied such satisfaction. The body of a fucktoy is generally plainly artificial, with huge fake tits, plastic pouty lips, and a surgically-enhanced waistline. Tattoos are common, particularly instructions on how to properly fuck her. Language skills are optional. Most fucktoys will only understand basic phrases. Some may make animal noises or speak in broken English. The brainless fucktoy will often be found at parties, being led out on a leash, then fucked senseless by all comers. It’s the rare fucktoy that isn’t covered in cum at least once a week, then led back to her kennel to be hosed off and kept until she’s called for again. This concludes the bimbo masterpost. If I missed anything, let me know, and I’ll try and add it in!