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好可愛的對話喔 (當TS就是要從小開始歐)

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(疑 哇咧...她怎麼有小弟弟?!!!~) (喔這個啊...對...那只是...我的女生小弟弟啦...) (但妳...那個...看起來就跟男生的小弟弟一模一樣啊??!!)(想偷瞄但眼睛又不知道該看哪裡)  (但我是女生, 所以它不一樣....)(繼續若無其事地換衣服)

一些TG caption 假對白圖片

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Pick up lines (帥哥搭訕詞)

哈哈,以後去lounge bar 有帥哥來搭訕時就知道了。 Pick up lines 1. That shirt looks very becoming on you….of course if I were on you I'd be coming too. 2. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me…Please??!! 3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 4. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day. 5. Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes! 6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 7. That dress looks nice….Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room. 8. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. 9. Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants. 10. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!? 11. Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you? 12. (Check female's s...

10 commandments of the Crossdresser

You behave like a lady in public. Do not you want your underwear lady. You must not fool yourself or your lady Never look to your beautiful lady. Botarás never want anything to your lady Never spend on yourself more than your lady. Do not let your lip in conflict with your lady. Do not use makeup without the permission of your lady. You sit with your legs together when you view a skirt or dress. Always have a sense of humor about Crossdressing.