2010年12月20日 星期一

罕見變性手術! 「陰陽犬」決定做女兒身

(2010/12/17 12:24)

英國出現一隻雌雄同體的陰陽犬「賽拉」(Saira),日前動變性手術,決定做個女兒身。(圖╱Mail Online)

記者林育綾╱綜合報導
英國出現一隻雌雄同體的陰陽犬「賽拉」(Saira),不久前做健康檢查時,才發現這個驚人的事實。由於牠始終只對公狗有興趣,主人和獸醫認為牠應該是「小姐」,決定替牠做史無前例的變性手術,當個女兒身。
「賽拉」是隻2歲的斯塔福郡鬥牛犬(Staffordshire bull terrier),跟46歲的主人約翰康奇(John Conchie)一起住在英國蘭開夏郡的韋根(Wigan, Lancashire)。
日前約翰帶著牠去做健康檢查,得知驚人消息,獸醫透過X光片證明,「賽拉」是隻雌雄同體的陰陽犬,同時擁有兩種性別的性器官。(→http://www.nownews.com/2010/12/17/11507-2674249.htm)
約翰整個人呆住了,他一直以為愛犬就是一位可愛的「小姐」,因為牠一向只對公狗有興趣。獸醫里查威斯頓(Richard Weston)也說,在他30年的獸醫生涯裡,是第一次遇到雌雄同體的狗兒。

「賽拉」(Saira)原是隻雌雄同體的陰陽犬。(圖╱Mail Onlin)
主人跟獸醫討論,以賽拉顯著的性特徵與性向來說,她應該是「佳人」沒錯,於是決定替賽拉做變性手術。
由於英國獸醫協會裡,也沒有相關案例的統計數據。為了這個史無前例、罕見的手術,獸醫群開了兩次獨立會議,將過程規劃完整。
終於,手術順利地完成,賽拉現在已經完全成為「小姐」,健康及各方面狀況都很好,未來可能也會有自己的寶寶。

2010年11月19日 星期五

流行文化中的雌雄同體與變性美女

INTERSEX & TRANSGENDER IN POP CULTURE

流行文化中的雌雄同體與變性美女

不要叫他們雌雄同體。兩性間的人,誰擁有男性和女性的結合器官,身體構造屬性,最近一直是備受媒體的關注焦點。

首先,有傳言稱歌星女神卡卡有一個陰莖,一個奇怪的事件後,她在一次音樂會。女神卡卡否認這一傳聞,他說:“我沒有生氣 - 我的陰道是生氣。”

Lady GaGa has addressed rumours that she is a hermaphrodite during an interview on Australian radio.

The pop diva sparked a flurry of gossip and speculation after footage of her recent performance at Glastonbury appeared to show a bump in her crotch.

Speaking to Brisbane radio station Nova, GaGa said she wasn't offended by the rumours, but that her vagina was.

"My beautiful vagina is very offended," she told radio hosts Meshel, Ash and Tim when asked about the rumours. "I'm not offended - my vagina is offended."

The 23-year-old 'Poker Face' singer went on to blame the rumours on "society's reaction to a strong woman - the idea that we equate strength with man and a penis as a symbol of male strength".

Earlier in the week, Lady GaGa abruptly ended a phone interview with another Australian radio station SAFM after breakfast hosts Rabbit, Amber and Cosi cautiously broached the subject.

Lady GaGa的傳言已解決,她是雌雄同體在接受採訪時對澳洲廣播電台。

這位流行天后的八卦引發了一陣後的畫面和猜測,她近期的表現似乎顯示在格拉斯頓伯裡顛簸在她那裡。

在接受電台布里斯班新星,加加說她不介意的傳聞,但她的陰道了。

“我美麗的陰道是非常生氣,”她告訴主持人Meshel,灰分和蒂姆當被問及傳聞。 “我沒有生氣 - 我的陰道是生氣。”

這位 23歲的'撲克臉'歌手又繼續指責謠言對“社會的反應,一個堅強的女人 - 我們的想法等同於實力雄厚,擁有男子和一名陰莖作為男性力量的象徵”。

本週早些時候,Lady GaGa的電話採訪時突然結束了與另一澳大利亞電台 SAFM早餐後主機兔,琥珀和矽化鈷謹慎開始討論這個問題。
 
Then, South African athlete Caster Semenya’s gender came under investigation last month, after she won the 800 meter gold medal at Berlin’s World Athletics Championships. Her masculine features and athletic successes prompted a series of gender tests, which hit headlines even before the rumors were proven.


接著,南非運動員 Caster Semenya的的性別遭到調查上個月,當她贏得了800米的金牌,在柏林的世界田徑錦標賽。她的男性特徵和運動的成功引發了一系列的性別測試,這甚至在打標題的傳聞被證明。

(CNN) -- The international governing body for athletics urged caution Friday after reports that the world-champion South African runner Caster Semenya has both male and female organs.


The front cover of You magazine shows Semenya after a recent makeover.

The Sydney Morning Herald in Australia and The Sun newspaper in Britain reported that gender tests ordered by the International Association of Athletics Federations (IAAF) show the 18-year-old is a hermaphrodite.
Neither paper named the source of their information. IAAF spokesman Nick Davies would not discuss the findings with CNN. "I simply haven't seen the results," Davies said.

"We have received the results from Germany, but they now need to be examined by a group of experts and we will not be in a position to speak to the athlete about them for at least a few weeks.

"After that, depending on the results, we will meet privately with the athlete to discuss further action." Has Semenya been treated fairly?
The IAAF issued a statement, saying no decision on the case will be announced until the experts can look at the results.
A final decision regarding the case is not expected before the IAAF Council meets in late November in Monaco, the IAAF said.
Davies also said the news reports should be treated with caution. The newspapers said extensive physical examinations of Semenya show she has no ovaries, but rather has internal testes, which are producing large amounts of testosterone. What is intersexuality?

Semenya won the women's 800-meters gold medal at the World Athletics Championships in Berlin last month.
Defending champion Janeth Jepkosgei of Kenya took the silver and Jennifer Meadows of Britain claimed bronze.

The IAAF said it was seeking tests on Semenya's gender even before that race. Davies said questions about her were first raised after her astonishing displays at the African junior championships in July, with her masculine build and surprising performance fueling the rumors.

South Africans reacted angrily to Friday's reports, with one newspaper headline declaring "outrage."

Sport and Recreation Minister Makhenkesi Stofile said he was "shocked and disgusted" at the treatment that Semenya has received from the media, the IAAF, and the world.

"She may be a hermaphrodite, but so what? She is still a girl," Stofile told a news conference in Pretoria.

Even if Semenya has an unfortunate "proportion of hormones," he said, she is still "a young girl enjoying growing up." Stofile said he believes the teenager's human rights have been violated and that she was not given a chance to understand what the gender testing was all about.

South Africa will fight back if Semenya is excluded from further competition, Stofile said, adding, "It will be a third world war."
All indications were Friday that, at the very least, Semenya may be able to keep the gold medal she won in Berlin.
"Our legal advice is that, if she proves to have an advantage because of the male hormones, then it will be extremely difficult to strip the medal off her, since she has not cheated," Davies told CNN.

Semenya's countrymen -- including her father and the South Africa team manager -- have maintained that Semenya is a female.

Thousands of supporters crammed the airport in Johannesburg when she returned from Berlin last month. And this week, the athlete appeared on the cover of a South African magazine wearing makeup, jewelry and a glamorous dress.

Under IAAF rules, any time there is suspicion about an athlete's gender, the athlete can be asked to attend a medical evaluation before a panel consisting of a gynecologist, an endocrinologist, a psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on gender issues.

There are chromosome tests and scans of the athlete's body, Davies has said. He called gender verification -- which is generally required only for female athletes -- "an extremely complex procedure."

The process of gender verification has undergone big changes since it was first introduced for international competition in the 1960s, the IAAF said.
The first mechanism involved "rather crude and perhaps humiliating physical examinations," which soon gave way to mouth swabs to collect chromosomes, the IAAF said.

There were too many uncertainties regarding the mouth swabs, so the IAAF abandoned them in 1991 and the International Olympic Committee discontinued them in 2000, the IAAF said.

A proper test has yet to be found, the IAAF said, and the current round of tests is considered a good interim solution.
國際田聯要求對塞門亞雌雄同體索賠謹慎

(CNN)的 - 國際競技體育理事會敦促謹慎週五報導,世界冠軍的南非選手塞門亞連鑄機同時具有雄性和雌性器官。

該雜誌的封面顯示塞門亞的你在最近的改造。

悉尼先驅晨報在澳大利亞和英國的太陽報報導,性別測試下令由國際田徑聯合會(國際田聯)顯示 18歲是一個雌雄同體。
無論是紙命名為他們的信息來源。國際田聯發言人尼克戴維斯不會討論的結果與 CNN。 “我根本就沒有看到的結果,”戴維斯說。
“我們已經收到了來自德國的結果,但他們現在需要研究的一個專家小組,我們將不能在表態發言對他們的運動員在至少幾個星期。
“在那之後,根據研究結果,我們將滿足運動員私下與討論進一步行動。”有塞門亞受到公平的對待?
國際田聯發表聲明說,關於此案的任何決定將公佈,直到專家可以查看結果。

一個最後決定的情況預計不會國際田聯理事會開會之前,11月下旬在摩納哥,國際田聯說。

戴維斯還表示,新聞報導應謹慎對待。報紙說,塞門亞廣泛的身體檢查顯示她的卵巢沒有,而是有內部睾丸,這是產生大量的睾丸激素。什麼是中間性的?

塞門婭奪得女子800米金牌,在世界田徑錦標賽上月在柏林。

衛冕冠軍 Janeth Jepkosgei肯尼亞的銀牌和詹妮弗梅多斯英國聲稱銅牌。

國際田聯表示,它正在尋求試驗研究塞門亞的性別即使在那場比賽。戴維斯說,她的問題後,她首次提出了驚人的顯示在非洲青年錦標賽七月,與她的男性建立和令人驚訝的表現助長了謠言。

南非表示憤怒上週五的報告,同一家報紙的標題宣布“暴行”。

體育和娛樂部長 Makhenkesi Stofile說,他“感到震驚和厭惡”,在治療,塞門亞已收到來自媒體,國際田聯和世界。
“她可能是雌雄同體,那又怎樣呢,她仍然是一個女孩,”Stofile在記者會上表示在比勒陀利亞。
即使有一個不幸的塞門亞“的比例激素,”他說,她仍然是“一個年輕的姑娘享受成長。” Stofile說,他認為,該少年的人權受到侵犯,她沒有機會了解什麼是性別測試是一回事。

南非將爭取回來,如果塞門婭被排除在進一步競爭,Stofile說,“這將是第三次世界大戰。”

所有跡象表明,星期五,在最低限度,塞門亞可能能夠保持金牌,她贏得了柏林。

“我們的法律意見是,如果證明她有一個優勢,因為男性荷爾蒙,那麼這將是非常困難的地帶了她的金牌,因為她沒有欺騙,”戴維斯告訴 CNN。

塞門亞的同胞 - 包括她的父親和南非隊經理 - 都認為,塞門亞是女性。

成千上萬的支持者在約翰內斯堡機場擠滿,當她返回柏林的最後一個月。這個星期,運動員出現在封面的南非雜誌化妝,首飾和一個迷人的禮服。

根據國際田聯的規則,任何時候有懷疑有關運動員的性別,運動員可以被邀請參加一個醫療評估小組由前一個婦科醫生,內分泌學家,心理學家,一個內科專家和一名性別問題專家。

有染色體測試和掃描運動員的身體,戴維斯說。他呼籲性別驗證 - 這是一般只要求女運動員 - “一個非常複雜的程序。”

性別鑑定的進程中已經發生了很大變化,因為它首次引入了國際競爭的20世紀 60年代,國際田聯說。
第一種機制參與“,而原油和或許屈辱體檢”,這很快讓位於染色體口拭子收集,國際田聯說。
有太多的不確定因素口分泌物,所以放棄了他們在1991年國際田聯和國際奧林匹克委員會停止他們在2000年,國際田聯說。

一個適當的測試還沒有被發現,國際田聯說,當前一輪的測試被認為是一個很好的臨時解決辦法。
The Intersex Society of North America (ISNA) claims the field of medicine has “historically politicized the body,” categorizing people as either male or female, even though 1 in every 100 births deviates from standard gender definitions. [3] The ISNA offers literature backing their argument, including many case studies of people born into an ambiguous body.


在兩性人協會北美(薩兒)索賠醫藥領域的“歷史政治化的身體”分類人民無論是男性或女性,即使在每1 100年出生偏離了標準的性別定義。 [3]

How common is intersex?  雌雄同體有多常見?



To answer this question in an uncontroversial way, you’d have to first get everyone to agree on what counts as intersex —and also to agree on what should count as strictly male or strictly female. That’s hard to do. How small does a penis have to be before it counts as intersex? Do you count “sex chromosome” anomalies as intersex if there’s no apparent external sexual ambiguity?1 (Alice Dreger explores this question in greater depth in her book Hermaphrodites and the Medical Invention of Sex.)


Here’s what we do know: If you ask experts at medical centers how often a child is born so noticeably atypical in terms of genitalia that a specialist in sex differentiation is called in, the number comes out to about 1 in 1500 to 1 in 2000 births. But a lot more people than that are born with subtler forms of sex anatomy variations, some of which won’t show up until later in life.

Below we provide a summary of statistics drawn from an article by Brown University researcher Anne Fausto-Sterling.2 The basis for that article was an extensive review of the medical literature from 1955 to 1998 aimed at producing numeric estimates for the frequency of sex variations. Note that the frequency of some of these conditions, such as congenital adrenal hyperplasia, differs for different populations. These statistics are approximations.

要回答這個問題在一個沒有爭議的方式,你必須首先讓每個人都同意才算數為雌雄同體,並同意應算作什麼嚴格男性或嚴格女性。這很難做到。如何做一個小陰莖要收到算作雌雄同體?不要指望你的“性染色體”異常的陰陽如果沒有明顯的外部性歧義?一(愛麗絲 Dreger探討這個問題更深入地在她的書雌雄同體和醫務發明性。)


以下是我們知道:如果你問專家,醫學中心如何常常有一個孩子出生這麼明顯不典型條款生殖器,一個專門在性別分化被稱為,這個數字出來約 1在1500至1 2000年出生。但更多的人比出生時微妙形式的性解剖結構的變化,其中一些將不會出現,直到後來在生活中。

下面我們提供了一個簡易的統計來自布朗大學的研究人員的文章,安妮福斯托波- Sterling.2那篇文章的基礎,是一個廣泛的審查的醫學文獻,旨在1955年至1998年估計數字在生產性變異的頻率。請注意,其中一些頻率的條件,如先天性腎上腺增生症,針對不同人群不同。這些統計數據都是近似值。
Not XX and not XY one in 1,666 births  (不是不XY或XX染色體的每 1666個嬰孩中就出生一個)


Klinefelter (XXY) one in 1,000 births (克氏(XXY)染色體 ,每 1000個嬰孩中就出生一個) Androgen insensitivity syndrome one in 13,000 births (雄激素不敏感綜合徵狀,每13000個嬰孩中就出生一個)

Partial androgen insensitivity syndrome one in 130,000 births (部分雄激素不敏感綜合徵狀,每13000個嬰孩中就出生一個)
Classical congenital adrenal hyperplasia one in 13,000 births (典型先天性腎上腺皮質增生症,每13000個嬰孩中就出生一個)

Late onset adrenal hyperplasia one in 66 individuals (晚發性腎上腺皮質增生症每66個人中就發生一個)

Vaginal agenesis one in 6,000 births (陰道發育不全,每6000個嬰孩中就出生一個)Ovotestes one in 83,000 births (Ovotestes症,每83000個嬰孩中就出生一個)Ovotestes症#兩性生殖器官的一些腹足類,包含兩個卵巢和睾丸。

Idiopathic (no discernable medical cause) one in 110,000 births (特發性(無可辨認的醫療成因),每110,000 個嬰孩中就出生一個)
Iatrogenic (caused by medical treatment, for instance progestin administered to pregnant mother) no estimate (醫源性(所造成的醫療待遇,例如對懷孕的母親孕管理)沒有估計)
5 alpha reductase deficiency no estimate (5α還原酶缺乏症,沒有估計)

Mixed gonadal dysgenesis no estimate (混合性腺發育不全,沒有估計)
Complete gonadal dysgenesis one in 150,000 births  (一個完整的性腺發育不全,每150,000 個嬰孩中就出生一個)

Hypospadias (urethral opening in perineum or along penile shaft) one in 2,000 births (尿道下裂(尿道口在會陰部或沿著陰莖),每2,000 個嬰孩中就出生一個)

Hypospadias (urethral opening between corona and tip of glans penis) one in 770 births (尿道下裂(尿道口之間的日冕和尖端龜頭),每770個嬰孩中就出生一個)

Total number of people whose bodies differ from standard male or female one in 100 births (總人數中其身體構造不同於男性或女性的標準,每100個嬰孩中就出生一個)

Total number of people receiving surgery to “normalize” genital appearance one or two in 1,000 births (總數人中接受手術將生殖器“正常化”出現一或兩個的,,每1000個嬰孩中就出生一個)


1 Dreger, Alice Domurat. 1998. Ambiguous Sex—or Ambivalent Medicine? Ethical Issues in the Treatment of Intersexuality. Hastings Center Report, 28, 3: 24-35.

2 Blackless, Melanie, Anthony Charuvastra, Amanda Derryck, Anne Fausto-Sterling, Karl Lauzanne, and Ellen Lee. 2000. How sexually dimorphic are we? Review and synthesis. American Journal of Human Biology 12:151-166.

薩兒提供文獻支持他們的論點,其中包括許多個案研究的人出生於一個曖昧的身體。[4]

The 2007 Argentine film XXY tells the story of a 15-year-old intersex person as she comes to terms with her sexuality.


2007年阿根廷電影 XXY講述的故事一個 15歲的雌雄同體的人來為她與她的性條款。



In spite of social stigmas, however, there have been many notable transgendered, transsexual and intersexual people in the public eye over the years. They’ve defined their own identity and found success as contributing members of society.


儘管社會的恥辱,然而,有許多著名的變性人,變性和中間性的人在公眾心目中多年。他們定義了自己的身份,發現成功,對社會有貢獻的成員。


IN POP CULTURE/FILM/TV


Amanda Lepore - Model for M.A.C. cosmetics, Swatch and Playboy; Regular subject of David LaChapelle’s art


Isis King - America’s Next Top Model contestant

Caroline Cossey (aka Tula) – British model, author and Bond girl

Alexandra Billings - Actress (Grey’s Anatomy, ER)

Candis Cayne - Actress (Dirty Sexy Money)

Candy Darling - Part of Andy Warhol’s Factory and subject of The Velvet Underground song “Candy Says”

Brandon Teena - Subject of the Academy Award winning film “Boys Don’t Cry”

Pepper LaBeija – Subject of the documentary “Paris is Burning”

Patricia Araujo – Runway model

Calpernia Addams - Actress and star of reality show “Transamerican Love Story”

SINGERS/MUSICIANS


Lee Kyung-eun (Stage Name “Harisu”) – South Korean pop singer


Jade Starr - Singer/Songwriter

Namoli Brenette - Singer/ Songwriter

Angelika Torres - Singer/ Dancer

Jackie Enx - Drummer for heavy metal band Rhino Bucket

Wendy Carlos - composer and electronic musician

Dana International - Israeli pop singer

Jennifer Jane Leitham - Jazz bassist

Billy Tipton - Jazz musician

Sara Davis Buechner (aka David Buechner) – Concert pianist

ATHLETES

Parinya Charoenphol (aka Nong Toom)- Thai boxer


Stella Walsh - Polish 100-meter Olympic gold medalist

Santhi Sounderajan - Indian 800-meter medalist, stripped of medal when revealed as transgender

Jennifer McCreath - Canadian marathon runner

Michelle Dumaresq - Professional mountain bicyclist

Renee Richards - Professional tennis player

Erik Schinegger (formerly Erika Schinegger)- Australian skiing world champion

Caster Semenya (awaiting confirmation from gender tests, at time of publication) – 800-meter gold medalist

1996 Thai volleyball team (aka “Iron Ladies”) – award winning team with many gay and transgendered people

POLITICIANS


Melissa Sklarz - First openly transgendered public official in New York


Michelle Bruce - Georgia’s first transgender politician

Stu Rasmussen - Oregon mayor

Vladimir Luxuria - Italian politician

Kamikawa Aya - First transgendered person to seek elected office in Japan

Georgina Beyer - World’s first transsexual mayor (1995) and member of parliament in New Zealand (2002)

IN BUSINESS/ RELIGION

Reverend David Weekley - Methodist minister


Danielle Bunten Berry (Formerly Dan Bunten) – US software developer for Electronic Arts

Margaret Stumpp - Co-manager of Quantitative Management at Prudential Financial Inc.

Sources:


[1] “Gaga’s Vagina “Offended” By He-She Rumors.” (Darren Rowe) Digital Spy Online. September 4, 2009
[2] “IAAF Urges Caution Over Semenya Intersex Claims” CNN World Sports News. September 11, 2009

[3] Intersex Society of America FAQ: How Common is Intersex?

[4] Intersex Society of America: Library

Self-Made Woman: A Transgender Latina Tells Her Story

Sometimes I think that women don’t appreciate their bodies, themselves and their own power enough. I know, because as a transgender woman, my female body has been 15 years in the making. I’ve worked extremely hard to build what you have been born with.


As a little boy growing up with my grandparents in Fajardo, Puerto Rico, I used to watch my aunts put on makeup and clothes for hours. I was very feminine. When I went out, people sometimes thought I was a little girl. My hair was always really nice, so my grandmother let it grow a bit long; my grandfather used to yell at me for resting on one hip when I stood or fluttering my fingers when I spoke. In school, kids called me Palomita. However, what I felt was different from identifying as gay: What I saw in the mirror and what people saw were different from how I felt inside. I was meant to be a girl. But that didn’t become clear to me until I was 18 and living on my own in Reno, Nev. One Halloween, I dressed up as a woman—black and white sequin halter dress, tights, heels, makeup and my own bobbed hair—and entered a costume contest at a gay bar. I won, and it was a defining moment for me. I felt like, for the first time, I was letting people really see me and accept me for who I was. The worst thing anyone can be is invisible, and all my life I’d felt that way. I never looked back.

After moving to Los Angeles when I was 20, I saw a transsexual woman for the first time, and I realized how far I could go to achieve my dream. I started taking hormones and saving money for surgeries. By then, I had married a man in a civil union, and he and my mom also helped me with the costs and months of recovery. They included a nose job (I had a honker, which was okay on a man’s face but not cute on a girl!), cheek and breast implants, laser hair removal for my face and chest, a tummy tuck and silicone injections for hips, butt and thighs. I had surgery to shave down my forehead bone to soften the shape, which was so painful that I couldn’t walk correctly for months. I never had second thoughts or hesitations about the changes. I had an image of Iris Chacón in my head as the kind of woman I wanted to be: beautiful, strong, and voluptuous in that way that only Latin women can be. Every surgery represented months and years of preparation and a step closer to reaching my goal. I have pictures that I took every two years, and the changes are incredible: I love my hips, my breasts. The roundness and sensuality and the curves of a woman’s body are special; men just can’t compare.

Going out in public during the early years was tricky. I remember how on a road trip to visit my mom for the first time since starting my transition, we had to stop every few hours so I could shave—this was before I had laser treatment on my face. When we got to my mom’s house, my cousin was laughing, like, “You look like uncle David with makeup!” On a serious note, I was assaulted at a club once because men that had been interested in me throughout the night found out I was transgender, and they were furious. Now I’m 38DD-29-42, and I love it when men open doors for me and give me their bus seat. They see a woman. The only thing they might think is, “Wow, that’s a big bitch!” because I’m 6 feet 2!

有時我想,女人不欣賞自己的身體,自己和自己的力量不夠。我知道,因為作為一個變性的女人,我的女性的身體已經 15年的決策。我工作非常努力建立你一直與生俱來的。


作為一個小男孩成長和我的祖父母Fajardo的,波多黎各,我經常看我的阿姨把化妝和衣服的時間。我非常女性化。當我走出去,人們有時會認為我是一個小女孩。我的頭髮總是很不錯,所以我的祖母讓它成長有點長,我的祖父用來罵我休息一或臀部,我站在飄揚我發言時我的手指。在學校裡,孩子們叫我帕洛米塔。不過,我覺得是不同的,從確定為同志:我在鏡子裡看到的和人們看到的是不同的,從我內心的感受。我的意思是一個女孩。但是,這並不能成為我清楚,直到我18歲,生活在我自己在里諾,內華達州的一個萬聖節,我把自己打扮成一個女人,黑色和白色亮片露背的衣服,緊身衣,高跟鞋,化妝和我自己的短發和服裝大賽進入了一個同性戀酒吧。我贏了,這是一個決定性的時刻對我來說。我感覺,第一次,我是讓人們真正看到我,接受我對我是誰。最糟糕的事人人都可以是無形的,和我所有的生活中,我會覺得這種方式。我從來沒有回頭。

搬到洛杉磯後,當我20歲,我看到一個變性女人第一次,我意識到多遠我可以去實現我的夢想。我開始服用荷爾蒙和存錢的手術。到那時,我已經嫁了人在民事工會,他和我的媽媽也幫我的費用與個月的復甦。它們包括隆鼻(我有一個紅客,這是好是一個人的臉,但不是很可愛的女孩!),面頰及隆胸,激光脫毛對我的面部,胸部,腹部除皺和矽膠注射的臀部,臀部和大腿。我不得不手術剃光了我的額頭骨軟化的形狀,這是很痛苦,我不能正確地走了好幾個月。我從來沒有第二個想法或猶豫不決的變化有關。我有一個形象的虹膜Chacón的在我腦海中的那種作為女人,我想是:美觀,堅固,和艷麗的那樣,只有拉丁美洲的婦女都可以。手術代表每幾個月或幾年的準備和更近了一步達成我的目標。我有圖片,我把每兩年,變化是驚人的:我愛我的臀部,我的乳房。圓度和性感的曲線和一個女人的身體是特殊的,男人是不能比擬的。

在公眾中走出早年是棘手。我記得在一個客場之旅來訪問我的媽媽第一次開始我的過渡以來,我們不得不停止每隔幾個小時,所以我可以刮鬍子,這是激光治療之前,我曾在我的臉上。當我們去我媽媽的房子,我的表弟在笑一樣,“你看起來像叔叔大衛帶妝!”嚴肅點,我是毆打在一個俱樂部一次,因為男性一直有興趣在我整個晚上發現我是變性人,他們是憤怒。現在我38DD - 29 - 42,我喜歡它的人敞開大門的時候我,給我他們的巴士座位。他們看見一個女人。他們唯一可能的思考是,“哇,這是一個很大的婊子!”因為我是6英尺2!

米歇爾加西亞(Michelle Garcia) - 爵士/搖滾歌手,詞曲作者和音樂

Michelle Garcia - Jazz/Rock Vocalist, Songwriter & Musician

Artist Biography by: Aparna Datta


A NEW TALENT FOR A NEW GENERATION

Michelle Garcia is a new vocalist to keep your ears open for. As a young child, she grew up in a family that loved music. Her dad played the saxophone, her brother the guitar, and she herself started a band while she was in high school. Her first taste of experiencing what it felt like to be a part of a band was a flavor she continued to crave. As the years continued to pass her by, she allowed her love of music to guide her to where she is today.

Having being associated with great musicians and entertainers such as Richard Elliot, Katie Segal, Danny Elman, Rick Elfman, she seemed pre-destined to be around influential entertainers who motivated her to reach her own personal goals; however several life struggles had tried to stop her from reaching her dreams of being a professional musician. Her path crossed with many people in the music industry who had betrayed her trust. This subsequently caused her to feel disheartened by the music industry.

As her business life seemed unhopeful, she also had to deal with her personal life, she was presenting herself as a male artist yet hide her true identity as a Transgender woman. Upon fully transitioning into a woman in 1995, Michelle was faced with the reality as presenting herself as a female artist. She struggled with perfecting her female voice and perfecting the image that she wanted to portray. Many female artists of every genre of music face this same issue, not knowing if they should present themselves as a Britney Spears or just be themselves. What guided her through emotional and social struggles was her goal to connect to people who were truly interested learning about how the experiences she went through were common. Also of interest was how even though many of us have not gone through the exact same experiences all of us do face something life altering. Those experiences are what connect us as humans.

Michelle is known as one of the great performers of the Lesbian, Gay, Bi-Sexual, Transgender and the Queer Community. Having struggled through life’s ups and downs herself she has created a wonderful CD that reflects her experiences and allows her listeners to feel a deep connection with her as they themselves have gone through similar experiences. As we all know that we are all individually different but Michelle connects the human heart strings with her songs. She feels that her music does not have to be segregated and can be enjoyed by anyone who likes good music. Her band adds a fantastic jazz and rock style to her songs.

Her new book of songs and the Translucent CD provides an amazing insight into what it is like to be part of the L.G.B.T community. Listeners of her music are given the chance to become socially aware of things they may have never known or understood via her lyrics. The CD is a tribute to how we all as humans experience the same emotions and lessons that life has to offer.

To purchase Michelle Garcia’s CD or to learn more about her please contact her at: jazzedonrock@yahoo.com

藝術家簡歷方式:阿帕娜•達塔


新型人才為新一代

米歇爾加西亞是一個新的歌手,讓您的耳朵打開。作為一個年輕的孩子,她生長在一個家庭,喜愛音樂。她的父親所扮演的薩克斯管,吉他,她的哥哥,而她自己開始了樂隊,而她是在高中。她的第一個遇到什麼味道,感覺就像是一個樂隊的一部分,是一個味道她繼續渴望。隨著時間的繼續通過她的,她讓她對音樂的熱愛,引導她,她是今天。

受了與偉大的音樂家和演藝人員,如理查德埃利奧特,凱蒂西格爾,丹尼埃爾曼,里克葉夫曼,她似乎預先注定要成為有影響力的藝人誰左右促使她達到了自己的個人目標,但是一些生命的鬥爭曾試圖阻止她到達她夢想成為一名職業音樂家。她的道路劃線許多人在音樂產業誰背叛了她的信任。這後來使她感到心灰意冷的音樂產業。

由於她的商業生活似乎unhopeful,她也不得不面對她的個人生活,她介紹自己作為一個男藝人卻隱瞞自己的真實身份的變性女人。當一個女人完全過渡到1995年,米歇爾是面對現實,提出自己作為一個女性藝術家。她掙扎著她的女性的聲音與完善,完善的形象,她要表現出來的。許多女性藝術家的每一個流派的音樂面對同樣的問題,不知道如果他們現在自己是一個布蘭妮斯皮爾斯或者僅僅是他們自己。她的指導下,通過什麼情緒和社會鬥爭的目標,就可以是她的人誰是真正感興趣的學習經驗如何,她經歷了很普遍。還關心的是如何,即使我們很多人都沒有經歷過完全一樣的經驗都對我們確實面臨一些有生命改變。這些經驗是我們人類可以什麼。

米歇爾被稱為一個偉大的演員的女同性戀,男同性戀,雙性戀,變性和酷兒社區。有奮鬥一生的跌宕起伏,她自己創造一個美好的光碟,反映她的經歷,讓她的聽眾感到一種與她的深刻聯繫,因為他們自己也經歷過類似的經歷。大家都知道,我們都是單獨的連接不同,但米歇爾和她的人心弦的歌曲。她認為,她的音樂並沒有被隔離,並可以由任何人誰喜歡享受好音樂。她的樂隊增添了美妙的爵士音樂和搖滾風格,她的歌。

她的新書的歌曲和半透明的CD提供了一個驚人的洞察是什麼樣的是部分同志社群。聽眾對她的音樂是有機會成為社會意識的東西,他們可能從來沒有通過她知道或理解歌詞。裁談會是一個怎樣讚揚我們作為人類的經驗和教訓,同樣的情感生活所提供的。

要購買米歇爾加西亞的CD或想了解更多有關她請她在:jazzedonrock@yahoo.com

2010年11月13日 星期六

Transsexual Alyssa Luxor in cute pink bra and panty ;)

I Helped My Teen *SON* Become a *GIRL*!! - Part 4/4 (Maury 2008)

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2010年11月9日 星期二

英50歲男子兩次變性都交桃花運 富豪向"她"求婚(圖)


  
兩次變性前的薩姆·哈斯米。
性感女郎"薩曼莎"。
  50歲的英國西倫敦房產開發商查爾斯·凱恩從外表看起來就是一"帥哥",然而鮮為人知的是,查爾斯過去曾兩度做過變性手術,他先是從男性變成了女性,可沒過幾年後,"她"厭當女人,又接受變性手術重新變回了"男兒身"。不過性別變了幾次,不變的就是他極旺的"桃花運"。恢復"男兒身"後的他又贏得了一名比他年輕22歲的美女的芳心。
  重金打造成性感女郎
  查爾斯·凱恩本來是一名叫做薩姆·哈斯米的男子。從1987年起,他接受了一連串的變性手術,包括花費1萬英鎊接受了男性生殖器切除手術和女性生殖器再造手術,終於如願獲得了"女兒身",薩姆還將自己的名字改成了女性化的"薩曼莎·凱恩"。然薩姆的變性行為直接導致了他和妻子特魯迪的婚姻崩潰。
  變性後的"薩曼莎"總共花費10萬英鎊接受了多次整形和美容手術,包括隆胸手術和臉部整容手術等,最後"薩曼莎"竟搖身變成了一個"比女人還女人"的性感女郎。
  "薩曼莎"從來就不缺少追求對象,一名富有的英國地主也淪為了她的"裙下之臣",並向她展開了求婚。儘管"薩曼莎"曾和他短暫訂過婚,但當"她"透露自己是一名"變性人"後,那名富翁仍然打了退堂鼓。

  
再次變身的查爾斯和他的新女友。
  厭倦之後再度變性
  2004年,"薩曼莎"終於開始厭倦了當女人的日子,"薩曼莎"開始感到自己當年的變性行為是一個"可怕的錯誤"。所以5年前,"薩曼莎"又花費25000英鎊,在倫敦查林十字醫院性別診所連續接受了3次變性手術,再次變回了"男兒身"!"薩曼莎"又將名字改成"查爾斯·凱恩"。
  恢復男身又交"桃花運"
  恢復男兒身後,凱恩試圖與女性約會,屢屢遭到拒絕或嘲諷。他開始擔心沒有女子敢愛上自己。2009年6月,凱恩在一家畫廊邂逅了比他整整年輕22歲的埃姆斯,他們第一次相見時就一見鍾情。今年10月,埃姆斯答應凱恩的求婚。在記者眼中,埃姆斯看起來比實際年齡28歲年輕,而凱恩則有一種中性美。
  目前,凱恩正著手籌拍一部名為《變性錯覺》的紀錄片,通過自己的經歷告誡世人,實施變性手術前一定要三思,必須先接受心理輔導。 新華社 楊明

2010年10月4日 星期一

少婦婚後4年不孕 一查竟是男兒身!

少婦婚後4年不孕 一查竟是男兒身!

更新日期:2010/10/04 08:29

湖北省襄樊市一名32歲的汪姓婦人,結婚4年來喝了中藥、試過偏方,但一直不能如願懷孕,今年6月到醫院檢查時,才發現她的染色體並不是女性的「XX」,而是男性的「XY」;不肯相信這個結果的汪婦再到醫院做複檢,但最後只是再次證實:她並非女人。

據《新華網》報導,汪婦從青春期發育以來,就不曾來過月事,但她和家人並不在意,媽媽還告訴她「這樣比較省事」。外貌出眾、身材姣好的她,2006年經介紹嫁到襄樊市,先生是商人,也是家中獨子。

婚後4年,汪婦一直沒有懷孕,到醫院檢查,才發現她的染色體是男性的「XY」!汪婦驚嚇之餘,不僅不敢相信,也不敢把這件事情告訴先生;今年9月中旬,她趁著丈夫出差,再跑到武漢複檢,結果卻讓她再次心碎。

檢查發現,汪婦體內並沒有子宮跟卵巢,雌、雄激素均偏低,也沒有多數男性該有的第二性癥「喉結」。武漢省婦幼保健院遺傳診斷中心主任宋婕萍指出,「染色體檢查」一般是排除所有女性不孕症狀之後,才會從事的特殊檢查,「女士女性特徵發育良好,若不是檢查染色體,沒人會想到她不是女人。」

宋婕萍也說,現今多數女孩子都是1213歲就會開始有月經來潮,如果青春期過了數年卻不見月經,就應注意;會造成這樣「假兩性」的原因,可能是在胎兒器官分化時期,母親接觸了有害物質而成。


2010年9月20日 星期一

Pick up lines (帥哥搭訕詞)

哈哈,以後去lounge bar 有帥哥來搭訕時就知道了。
Pick up lines
1. That shirt looks very becoming on you….of course if I were on you I'd be coming too.

2. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me…Please??!!

3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

4. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

5. Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!

6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

7. That dress looks nice….Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.

8. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

9. Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.

10. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!?

11. Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?

12. (Check female's shirt tag)....Just as I thought, made in heaven!

13. Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.

14. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

15. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are…gorgeous!

16. Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?

17. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

18. Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?

19. My face is leaving in 10 minutes… are you gonna be on it or not?

20. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

21. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

22. If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

23. I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?

24. Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?

25. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!

26. Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?

27. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

28. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh…So you want to go somewhere and talk?

29. That's a nice shirt…could I talk you out of it?

30. (Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?

31. That dress looks great on you…as a matter of fact, so would I.

32. Hey baby, you want to see something swell?

33. Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples….

34. Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers!

35. I love every bone in your body…especially mine.

36. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

37. Pardon me, are you in heat?!

38. Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.

39. You know, I never was to good at math…like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69.

40. You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

41. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

42. Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.

43. Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

44. You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

45. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

46. Your face or mine?

47. Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?!

48. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

49. Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!

50. Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

51. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

52. Make a calling card that says…..Smile if you want to sleep with me! Then watch your victim try to hold back her smile.

53. Hi, my name's (
_), how do you like me so far?

54. Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.

55. Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza?

56. She: (to passing man) Do you have the time? Him: Do you have the energy?

57. Bond. James Bond.

58. You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone has already beat me to it.

59. You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So, what's one more?

60. Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.) Him: I like nothing better.

61. Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, "are you ready to go home now?

62. You know, I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.

63. At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?"

64. You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across.

65. That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing.

66. Think you can dance in those shoes?

67. OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat.

68. Ask girl if she likes jewellery. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this, it's a gem!"

69. You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.

70. Why don't you surprise your room-mate/parents and not go home tonight?

71. Good looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! Guy: As soon as I finish this drink.

72. Lie down. I think I love you.

73. What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

74. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

75. If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you.

76. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

77. My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.

78. Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

79. I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.

80. Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

81. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?

82. You know I really am James Bond's body double.

83. Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes.

84. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

85. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

86. Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight.

87. You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said 'Particular nice weather?'!

88. Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I'll Chew, chew, chew! (choo!)

89. Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

90. Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

91. Oh, you're a bird watcher….(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?

92. Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk her!

93. Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!

94. Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.

95. (At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal…) Honey, I don't know where he is….(motioning to the preacher) but I do know I'm here with you.

96. Baby, you look better and better each day…and tonight, you look like tomorrow!

97. Here's a quarter….call your room-mate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight!

98. Hey baby, you smell, let's take a shower together!

99. Baby, you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm!

100. Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?

101. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

102. Can I borrow a quarter? [why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her!

103. You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear!

104. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take/eat what I want!

105. Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway!

106. My name is
__. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later.

107. Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

108. Can I flirt with you?

109. Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns!

110. [Checking her shirt tag] Just making sure you were the right size!

111. (Grab her ass…) Pardon me, is this seat taken?

112. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

113. Can I have directions? (to where?) To your heart!

114. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

115. So….how am I doin'?

116. How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes?

117. (Tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg.

118. You know what would look good on you? Me!

119. Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

120. Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Kate!" She says, "I'm not Kate!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"

121. She: Gee, I really enjoyed myself tonight!He: Me too. Maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime!

122. Pardon me, I was just about to go home and masturbate, and I was wondering if you would mind if I fantasised about you?

123. I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

124. Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are!

125. Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

126. Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?

127. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

128. Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?

129. What's your favourite position on extramarital sex?

130. I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic.

131. Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.

132. Excuse me, do you live around here often?

133. I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!

134. I've got an itch honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.

135. I'm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler?

136. Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

137. I have only three months to live…

138. Hey baby, what's your sign? All you can eat?

139. Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you!

140. Where have you been all my life?

141. In the produce department: "How can you tell if these things are ripe?"

142. Hey, weren't you Miss Virginia last year?

143. Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.

144. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

145. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.

146. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly-button from the inside?

147. If I follow you home, will you keep me?

148. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile

149. Go up to a girl and tell her she has nice legs….then ask would she mind if you named them. She says ok, and you say ok this one is Thanksgiving and that one is Christmas…..would you mind if I visited between the holidays?

150. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

151. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

152. As she's leaving….Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What?Me!

153. Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root!

154. Hey baby, you wanna fu*k or should I apologise?

155. If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.

156. Want to see my stamp collection?

157. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

158. Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?

159. Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?

160. Do you know how to use a whip?

161. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them.

162. Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

163. How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

164. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

165. You: Hi, wanna screw? Her: No! Me: Mind lying down while I have one?

166. Baby, I'm an American Express lover….you shouldn't go home without me!

167. Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

168. Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

169. You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. You: Well then, please start.

170. I've got the ship, you've got the harbour…what say we tie up for the night?

171. Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

172. Wanna go halves in a baby?

173. You: I hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah… You: (Whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike!

174. Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?

175. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynaecologist.

176. Can I see your tan lines?

177. I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.

178. Beauty is only a light switch away…

179. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

180. Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.

181. Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

182. I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30seconds…

183. I was sitting here holding this cigarette and I realised I'd rather be holding you.

184. If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now!

185. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?

186. Hey baby, sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better!

187. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

189. Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!

190. Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?

191. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

192. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

193. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

194. Stand still so I can pick you up!

195. Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results.

196. I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

197. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

198. Do you like music?(Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo in my car!

199. Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?

200. Man: (beckons woman with finger) Woman:(Approaches man) Man: Do you always cum when someone fingers you?

201. Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

202. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.

203. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

204. Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?

205. Do you want to hear a joke that'll make you laugh your tits off?.. Oh, you've already heard it..

206. I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?

207. Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?

208. I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

209. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

210. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour co-ordinated.

211. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

212. Go up to a girl at a bar or a dance and ask her "do you want a screw (wait for a second gauging her reaction) and then say …ing drink.

213. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.

214.Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?

215. Excuse me do fries come with that shake?

216. I'd spend money on you I haven't even made.

217. I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over.

218. Baby, you look good coming AND going!

219. I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

220. I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you are a better woman than you are a person.

221. So…Do you screw, or do I owe you an apology?

222. Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya!

223. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

224. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

225. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

226. He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.

227. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

228. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

229. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

230. You know what I like about you? My arms.

231. What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

232. So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

233. You make my software turn to hardware!

234. As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.

235. Was you father an alien? No, why? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

236. Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

237. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

238. Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

239. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

240. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

241. You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room

242. There are 256 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?

243. As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illuminate each other.

244. Are you going places or just being taken?

245. If god made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself.

246. I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours?

247. Gee Girl, your eyes remind me of crescent wrenches, every time I look into them my nuts tighten!

248. Hey baby I want to take you to Hawaii. To the island of "comona, wanna, lay ya!

249. If you have a fake leg (or if you don't), rub hers and if she says anything say "I'm sorry, I thought that was my leg.

250. Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you!

251. Baby, you're so fine, you're my 9.9…

252. Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give a minute to catch your breath!

253. What's the best thing to come out of a penis? the wrinkles!

254. Hey baby, is your name Gillette? Cuz you're the best a man can get!

255. You know, I have a romantic side….let's go back to my room and see how long it takes you to find out!

256. Girl, you must be a tater tot, cuz you're Orida!

257. (As they walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love with me!

258. Girl, you've got more curves than a back-country road!

259. Baby, you're hotter than Georgia asphalt on a summer day!

260. Hey baby, will it bother you if I sleep in the nude?

261. Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

262. She: You're so sweet… He: Well, it's easy to be sweet when you're talking to sugar!

263. Hi, my name's coffee, cuz I'll keep you up all night!

264. Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express ride of love!

265. I say your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!

266. I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are…

267. Write a small note, at the end write: "Believe me when I say that my heart cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing you would be reading this letter with your lips.
ll keep you up all night!

264. Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express ride of love!

265. I say your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!

266. I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are…

267. Write a small note, at the end write: "Believe me when I say that my heart cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing you would be reading this letter with your lips.

2010年8月30日 星期一

Eyelash Extensions

Eyelash Extensions
From LoveToKnow Makeup
For certain extra drama to your evening look, try eyelash extensions for instants. Although false eyelashes can be a little tricky to apply, they are fun to wear and add a distinctive dimension to your appearance on those extra special occasions. Natural eyelash growth can be difficult to enhance, but extensions can give you the lush lashes that mother nature didn't.
Types of Eyelash Extensions
False eyelashes are available in three types: full set strip, separate flares, or individual strands.
Strip Lashes
These are pre-made eyelash extensions in an attached strip. They are the most noticeable type and provide a flirtatiously fake appearance. Best for an evening look, they tend to be the easiest to use and offer the quickest application.
Separate Flares
More natural looking than the strips, they tend to be smaller and shorter. A halfway version between the longer strips and the individual lashes, they can be used to add a subtle flare to your lash line or combined for an allover eyelash extension.
Individual Strands
The most natural type of eyelash extension, they provide a similar concept to a hair extension for your locks. Individual strands are often used in mascara ads to create a lush and longer lash appearance for the models. They are applied directly to your existing lashes to lengthen and add volume. For the most natural appearance, choose a mix of brown and black colors.
How to Apply
The following is a detailed step-by-step process of application for eyelash extensions. Keep in mind that false eyelash techniques take ample patience, practice and manual dexterity.
Before Application
After purchasing your first set of false eyelashes, no matter what type you have chosen, you will need to trim the length. You can opt to have them professionally trimmed or do the cutting yourself. To trim them at home, start by placing them lightly over the top of your lashes to measure the length you desire. With a sharp set of cuticle scissors, lightly cut the ends to the right length. Check against your lashes and cut more if necessary.
Step One
Apply a thin line of eyeliner pencil along your lash line where you intend to place your false eyelashes. This line can be used as a guide when applying and will hide any skin that may not be covered completely by the lash strip.
Step Two
Place a small amount of the eyelash glue on the back of your hand – waterproof glue is available for a more secure seal. Pick up the lash strip, flare or individual lashes with a tweezers and dip into the glue. Always let the glue dry for approximately 15 – 30 seconds before applying the false eyelashes to your eyes.
Looking straight at the mirror, you will want to begin placing the eyelash extensions along the base of your lashes corresponding to the place in your eye where the color starts. Always begin at the outer edge of your eye, working your way in. Place the fake lashes as close to your natural lash line as possible. If using individual lashes, continue applying until you have reached your desired level of fullness. For a strip or flare, be sure to secure the edges of the strips within your own lashes.
After you have pressed the lashes along your eyelids, keep your eyes closed for approximately sixty seconds while gently pressing onto the glued ends. During this period while the glue is being set, you can also lightly hold the false eyelashes upright toward the eyebrows to encourage them to open up the eyes.
Step Three
Always add mascara after you have completed the gluing process. Apply a coat on each side of your lashes to help the fake and real blend together. Defining mascara is the best choice as it separates the lashes and creates the most natural look. Finally, add liquid eyeliner along the base of your lashes to hide the seam.
Removal
When removing your eyelash extensions, always be gentle. Start with a dab of eye makeup remover on a cotton swab. Gently tap the swab at the base of the lashes to loosen the glue. Lightly pull off each strand or the strip of false eyelashes. Clean your false eyelashes with the eye makeup remover making sure that all the glue and mascara has been removed. As they can be reused, it is important that eyelash extensions receive a thorough cleaning and are stored in a secure case.


Remember that as a sissy you need to look your best. Eyes are an important part of

that look.  This is especially true 
when you are kneeling, for whatever purpose at the

feet of your owner. Your owner will often look down at you and you up into each

other's eyes. Make sure what they see is a very pretty sight!

Lipstick - A makeup lesson for sissies

Pretty lips with Lipstick!
As a sissy it is always important to have pretty lips. First they make the sissy look much more feminine and suggest an abandonment of maleness, a very good trait for any sissy. Second, a sissy's lips are for much more than just looks. They are a tool often used by both male and female owners. Nothing leaves a bigger impression than lipstick marks left on a part of the body by ones sissy! And lastly the feeling imparted by the application and smacking of one's lips covered with lipstick as well as the general overall feeling of having it applied and lastly the act of re-applying your lipstick at frequent intervals will bring out the submissive feminine aura you so desperately need to display.
And while red is the best color for a sissy to wear there is a definite need to have a variety of colors to apply. Pink for example is often the perfect choice for punishment time or age regression therapy. Clear can be used during times when colored lips may cause problems. But a sissy should and must always have some type of cover on his prissy little lips to remind him of his place and to demonstrate that he knows it!
Here are some tips to help you understand the practical application of such a sissyish makeup!
Dark Lips
Step-by-step tips on pulling off this alluring look.
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Velvety red, deep wine-nothing makes quite an impact as dark lips. The key to pulling off the look is finding your right shade and texture: the sheerer the formula, the more wearable it is.
      1.     1.Trace a red pencil around your lips-then fill lips in-to define their shape.
2.     2.Apply a plush, matte red lipstick
3.     3.Press a tissue on your lips to set color and remove excess oils
4.     4.Reapply color for a boost, or layer lips with a clear or beige gloss to soften the look.
For long-lasting color, place a tissue over lips, then with a puff, press translucent loose powder on to the tissue, over lips. Lip color will last longer and be less likely to feather.
IncrediFULL Lipcolor


Maximum Red
Outlast Smoothwear Lipliner

Nude
Wetslicks Lipgloss


Clear Radiance
Continuous Color Lipstick

Classic Red
Outlast Smoothwear Lipliner

Ruby
Wetslicks Lipgloss


Clear Radiance
IncrediFULL Lipcolor


Port Pout
CG Smoothers Lipliner

Spring Wine
Wetslicks Lipgloss


Opal Essence
Lipstick Shapes & You
Lipstick always ends up in a point? Or Flat? Learn what it means about you.
Wondering why your lipstick ends up flat as a pancake or pressed into a point? Its shape speaks volumes about how you apply color-learn what it means!
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1.     Flat: You're probably applying color to your lower lip first, then smacking your lips together to spread color to the top. While this method is handy when you're without a mirror, it can leave your outer corners bare.
2.     Drop-Off Point: Chances are you're pressing a lipstick between your two lips and passing it back and forth. Your color is more likely to look uneven and blotchy-this method also makes lipstick prone to breaking-off from its base!
3.     Pyramid: You're probably applying color to both your top and bottom lips evenly!